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Sandy Read Reiberg's avatar

Even better the second time around! And has Elvis met the Baroness?

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Gene Weingarten's avatar

This is a really excellent story. I enjoyed reading it. But you are a bit of an asshole for keeping hard-copy clips of all your early stories. I never kept a clip of my first story for the Detroit Free Press, shortly after leaving The Albany Knickerbocker News, shortly after you did. It was about a pig that got loose on the Ford Freeway in Detroit. Doing major shoe-leather reporting, refusing to accept "no comment," I discovered it had been killed with a ball peen hammer and eaten by a Detroit sanitation worker.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

Thank you, Gene. While most people will agree with you that I'm a "bit of an asshole," I have virtually none of my clippings from the Knick. Same with the Indianapolis News, but I can find those via newspapers.com. The only reason I ever saved clips was to use them to get another job, and I no longer want one of those.

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Gene Weingarten's avatar

WELL THEN YOU ARE A BIT OF AN ASSHOLE FOR SUBSCRIBING TO NEWSPAPERS.COM. You will never defeat me at this. I own you.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

I subscribed to newspapers.com when I began writing my 5 a.m. Stories. I want my stories to be as accurate as possible. Whom do you think I'm writing for, the Washington Post?

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Gene Weingarten's avatar

Hey, do you readers know how good a writer this guy, Basler, is?

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Gene Weingarten's avatar

We need to keep up this dialog. It's fun.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

I agree it's fun, though to be self-serving for a moment I wish it was on the Throwback Thursday blurb or a new 5 a.m. Story, rather than in the comments section of a year-old story. Still, yes, fun. Btw, this coming Sunday I'm doing yet another Ethicist parody. One of my editors calls the Ethicist the gift that keeps on giving...

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Gene Weingarten's avatar

Did you know I TWICE visited prostitutes for a story?

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Anne-Marie Epp's avatar

Never met you, but yeah, I believe you.

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Gene Weingarten's avatar

You and Babs and I and Rachel need to meet for dinner at a good restaurant somewhere between DC and Indianapolis. Can we find a literal equidistant middle ground with a good restaurant? You can reserve in the name of Gregor Samsa.

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Nathan's avatar

Another fine writing soecimen of the Basler genre. As usual, a delightfully disorienting blend of adventure and misadventure. I can’t stop reading these little gems.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

Please don't stop, Nathan....

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Nathan's avatar

Never! 🤓

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Sandy Read Reiberg's avatar

Bob, you had me at "what did James Beard,...", though the unwinding if this story about a story kept me rapt attentively right through the lesson learned part. Bravo as always and keep 'em coming, please!

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Mitch Koppelman's avatar

Remind me to tell you about my one visit to AMI during my news hawking days.....

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Robert  Basler's avatar

Cool. I'll meet you in your back yard...

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Mitch Koppelman's avatar

That's a moving target.....

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Susan Applegate's avatar

Truly, the one embarrassing fact I never knew!

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Leah Eichler's avatar

Crazy! And they didn't change it at all, to, you know, make it more Enquirer-like?

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Robert  Basler's avatar

No, they left it alone, except Harry Truman was from Saturn...

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Kim Straus's avatar

My ex wife and I saw Elvis crossing a street in Pennsylvania a few years after his supposed demise. Great story! What did your bosses in Albany think of your triple dipping?

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Anne-Marie Epp's avatar

You're simply the best, Mr B. Please, please never let them "catch and kill" this column.

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Carlyn MontesDeOca's avatar

What a story. What a life.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

thank you, Carlyn, and likewise...

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evelyn leopold's avatar

Love it! Good saga and your usual good writing, Cheers

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trixiebettsDornoch's avatar

Got your fingers burned eh? Live and learn kid.

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Roger Crabb's avatar

Luvvit, Unca Bob

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