Archive - 5 a.m. Stories

Where Do You Go From Here?

Are you seeing someone else?

2 hrs ago •

Traitor! Rat! Snitch! Snake! Backstabber!

You know you’re a total dick...

Aug 24 •

Throwback to the Very Beginning

A kaleidoscopic life recalled by a smartass...

Aug 21 •

You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

Mr. Fun goes to the movies...

Aug 17 •

Throwback Thursday: Foreign Reporting for Dummies

Spoiler alert: I didn’t make it

Aug 14 •

This Don't Seem Right!

Yummy! Hotdogs stuffed with applesauce!

Aug 10 •

Throwback Thursday, Thanks and Regards!

Clearly, he was dealing with the village idiot...

Aug 7 •

Special Tattletale Edition! Wahoo, or Taboo?

Excuse me, I have a secret call to make...

Aug 3 •

July 2025

Throwback Thursday: Taffeta Punk!

Shakespeare, in “One fell swoop”

Jul 31 •

That's Easy for You to Say!

Cutting that wabbit down to scythe....

Jul 27 •

Throwback Thursday!

You want a room on the incoming missile side, or the car bomb side?

Jul 24 •

Look! Up in the Sky!

"He’s going 40 miles an hour!"

Jul 20 •

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