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Sandy Read Reiberg's avatar

It means I was a very close friend of Kurt Vonnegut - and therefore very, very smart and with a very garrulous vocabulary. Not to be a braggart......but.......

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Sandy Read Reiberg's avatar

Not only could I NEVER for the life of me figure out ANY of the words to "California Dreamin'", but I also can't even come up with a favorite polysyllabic word, and I'm a Shortridge grad. In 8th grade, when competing and finishing 13th in the state of Indiana in the annual Star-News Spelling Bee, the word I misspelled was "RECREANT" - it means a repetitive miscreant. I am VERY proud to use one of YOUR words in reporting this, Bob, and would choose it for my favorite word if it hadn't brought about severe emotional trauma at not being the champion, and thus missing out on the opportunity to go to Washington D.C. to compete in the national bee. It would've been so pleasing to Lady Mondegreen.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

what does Shortridge Grad mean?

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Patrick's avatar

"Beelzibub has a devil for a sideboard" as old Freddy M used to sing would fit well into this nicely growing list.

I'll throw in 'rebarbative' and 'lacunae'

Not so much a misspelling as a spoonerism; from childhood I have always had to think carefully before saying "gas cooker" for fear of coming out with "gus cacker". I've no idea why this has been such a burden...

...and finally, having lived in Ann Arbor and eaten several times at The Gandy Dancer restaurant - a converted railway station - I can tell you this was somebody who danced, sang and beat time to help the railway workers keep their rhythm and industriousness at peak levels. He wasn't a laborer himself.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

Patrick, thanks for reminding me of my favorite 1960s rock group, the Lovin’ Spoonerism….

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heydave56's avatar

Having cogitated for mere moments on this, I am struck/stuck with questions:

Was Cleopatra bitten on the asp?

Opie grew up?

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Carolyn Bailey's avatar

“Preacher likes the cold?” No! It’s “Preacher locks the door.”

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Susan Crowley's avatar

Right. See you back at the Nick.

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Susan Crowley's avatar

Wonderful piece! Reminds me that I’ve always been disgruntled that no one ever seems to be gruntled.

(While it’s a bit off topic, my new favorite town name is Pitherbury, in Endeavour’s England.)

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Anne-Marie Epp's avatar

Also, Susan, have you noticed one can be disheveled, but never "hevelled"?

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Robert  Basler's avatar

Mind how you go, Susan...

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Bart King's avatar

Reading this at the farmers market, I unintentionally guffawed and was caught absquatulating with a muskmelon.

So thanks a lot, Robert.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

I'm pretty sure absquatulating with a muskmelon is a felony in Oregon. Next time, cross over into California....

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Paul Vitello's avatar

A sockdolager of a column, Bob.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

Hah. Fun to see your name, Paul, unless you're working on my obit...

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John Lawrence's avatar

In a never ending effort to avoid mentioning the unmentionable, multi-indicted former president by name, I have employed a number of unprintable epithets. My current (and printable) one is “pestiferous cockwomble.” It works! As Bob says, “Look it up!”

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Susan Applegate's avatar

My word stolen from the British to describe my feelings about the daily happenings in American political life for the last 7 or so years is gobsmacked. I use it constantly. Also, a simple word to make my daughter cringe is moist! She hates it.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

Interesting. I just told an American friend last week that our people didn't know gob smacked. I guess I was wrong. As for moist, I knew somebody who couldn't stand the word ointment, Susie...

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Danny Cameron's avatar

My experience is that 1/4 xanax and two Pepto Bismals is the perfect cure for the collywobbles.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

It's true, Danny. Send me 100 Xanax and I'll send you the cure....

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Kim Stagg's avatar

I love the word rambunctious. My daughter used to call pickles poococks, which I found hilarious especially when reading Winnie the Pooh. The word "whatnot" makes my skin crawl. It is used too often when people could just finish the damn sentence without saying, " ...and whatnot."

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Robert  Basler's avatar

We've been meaning to have you over for shrimp and vodka and whatnot...

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Kristen Aliotti's avatar

John Prine, in an old live concert, tells the story of a woman asking him to sing the song about "half an enchilada." He told her he had never written a song about an enchilada. Then he mentions that the words she had heard were in the song "That's the Way the World Goes Round" - but not about enchiladas.

"...That's the way that the world goes 'round

You're up one day, the next you're down

It's HALF AN INCH OF WATER and you think you're gonna drown

That's the way that the world goes 'round"

I will admit, I had kind of heard it as "enchilada," too! And was grateful for the clarification. :-)

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Rita Jane Gabbett's avatar

I don't know, Bob. You might have to rethink this one. As much as I love it, the comments are almost better! My favorite word is hubris. I like to say it theatrically, with just the right tone of shock and disdain. It would be absolute hubris to think I could ever write as cleverly as you do. Hubris, I say! Wait a minute. now am I shocked and awed by my own hubris? Dang it. Which is another favorite of mine, even though it's technically two words. So maybe it doesn't count. Dang it.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

I thought hubris was the plural of hubcaps....

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Monica Gagnier's avatar

Huzzah to you for writing such an entertaining column, Bob! Some of my favorite words came to English from India, like mogul. The one that I try to use is "wallah," which Merriam-Webster defines as a "person associated with a particular work." One of Merchant Ivory Productions' early films was called "Shakespeare Wallah."

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