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Apr 14Liked by Robert Basler

Talking to the scotch-swilling “ghost” in your house is one thing. But this … Bob. Please get help.

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Apr 14Liked by Robert Basler

Hilarious

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Apr 18Liked by Robert Basler

Have I told you about the time I met John McCain at my local Starbucks here in Yuma? I asked him if he'd mind re-creating his OEB-famous sticking-out-his-tongue pose for me while I snapped a quick photo. Security was called. Now I need someplace to hide away.

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Think the clue could be in the 'suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be'.. he's now 4X the man and she's sick of nagging him 😆 This was hilarious, Bob!

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Apr 17Liked by Robert Basler

Yes, indeed.

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Apr 15Liked by Robert Basler

On my two visits to London, breakfast definitely made me.....well, I don't need to type THAT descriptive sentence again where you told Sir Paul how truly awful a non-vegan English breakfast can be. By the way, Bob, I know you never wanted to be a stand-up comedian - or did you? But you are one hell of a sit-down (while writing, that is) comedian. BRAVO as always for giving me TONS of chuckles, chortles, and outright guffaws. Another great one. Thanks.

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Apr 15Liked by Robert Basler

Yeah an English fry up is kinda heavy. You should try a Scottish one ;)

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Apr 14Liked by Robert Basler

Hilariously clever, my friend.

Eerily familiar to the time he interrupted my private time at White Castle on 38th, when he called ME out by asking , “Aren’t you the bloke that kept distracting John when you sat on the Indy Fairgrounds stage at his feet?

Had completely forgotten that incident.

Thanks!

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Most enlightening, Mr. B.

To Man in song: I always suspected you were an insensitive clod and knew damn well why she went away. To Woman in song: Good on you, girlfriend. Keep walkin' and stay strong.

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...and that happened yesterday? Wow.

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