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Sandy Read Reiberg's avatar

I write the longest comments, don't I? Is there a prize for that? And I repeat myself in my comments, don't I? In my humble opinion......oh wait...... This one is definitely worth a repeat performance, Bob. Thanks as always.

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Paul Mindus's avatar

For such a special dinner with extraordinary guests at my home, I would invite Samuel Pepys, whose diary I studied in high school and whose insights about life in 17th Century London I often considered during my 24 years living there, Walter Momper, the mayor of Berlin when the Wall came down in 1989, and John Lewis, the civil rights leader I met in Atlanta who coined the phrase "good trouble". If I could add in Doris Kearns Goodwin, an acquaintance from Boston in the 1970s, that would cover powerful first-hand voices in my life for the dinner conversation.

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Sandy Read Reiberg's avatar

So can we guess more than once? So I should have KNOWN B. was right again and I was wrong. Of COURSE you met the 36th President and I SHOULD have remembered that story. And when we stroll down for the dinner, will the Baroness be included? I should hope so.....

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Robert  Basler's avatar

yes, you may guess up to four times, Sandy...

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Anne-Marie Epp's avatar

Shameless, Mr B, absolutely shameless, how you flaunt your apparent erudition and your social connections. All names easy to spell, I notice, oh buddy-buds with Cher. Never had coffee with Wislawa Szymborska, I bet. Or interviewed Milolz Hussowczyk. I'm just sayin'.

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Sandy Read Reiberg's avatar

OKAY - first of all, I THINK you might not have met Lyndon Johnson only because he died in 1973. and you were in Asia at the time, or was it New York CIty? Or was it Stratford-Upon-Avon" And this is AGAIN one of your BEST EVER STORIES, Bob - especially putting Kurt at the table with Twain and Parker. He's my own personal author choice ALWAYS- way better than old WILL every tried to be, but that's my HUMBLE opinion. You may remember that I've never actually had a humble opinion in my life.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

Keep in mind, Sandy, that if this dinner party comes off as planned, you and B. can stroll on over and meet the guests. Yes, I did meet Lyndon when I was 16, on a family trip to DC. And I was still living here, at 44th and Primrose.

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Chris Malone's avatar

I’ve got your password now, Mr. Basler. 😆

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Leah Eichler's avatar

Shakespeare would be speaking Early Modern English no? Plus he might speak in rhyme. Could get annoying quickly. I suppose lots of things rhyme with wine

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Robert  Basler's avatar

That's a good point, Leah. For that matter, Chaucer could be even more annoying:

Here bygynneth the Book of the tales of Caunterbury

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote,

The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,

And bathed every veyne in swich licóur

Of which vertú engendred is the flour...

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Ralph Nicholson's avatar

Seriously man? The missus has begun using words like “wanker”?

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Robert  Basler's avatar

actually, Ralph, I think the word she used was tosser...

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Ralph Nicholson's avatar

Phew!

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Jonathan Close's avatar

Mine would be Mr. Dostoevsky, Miss Mary Ann Evans a.k.a. George Eliot, and Mr. Cervantes. I suppose I'll need translators.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

I'm arranging it, Jon. Let me know if your plans change...

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Kim Straus's avatar

I’ll bet you’ve been to the real Las Vegas, the original in New Mexico. I’d invite Abraham Verghese (sp?) and Isabel Allende. I prefer live dinner guests rather than corpses.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

suit yourself, Kim. Corpses don't eat as much...

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Kim Straus's avatar

If I could get those two to dinner I’d be willing to cook up a feast.

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Michael Miller's avatar

Lyndon Johnson.

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Robert  Basler's avatar

Met him when I was 16, on a trip to DC....

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Sarah Edmonds Crang's avatar

If I can't steal your perfect trio of guests, I would probably go the weighty route and invite John le Carré, George Orwell and Vasily Grossman and ask them to help us fix the world.

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Susan Applegate's avatar

Jimmy Carter

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Robert  Basler's avatar

I did meet Jimmy. Interviewed him....

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Patricia Coonan's avatar

Make my Bill Sidney Porter aka O. Henry.

Dean Koontz and Andrew Greeley for an interesting mix. And Robert Basler to keep an eye on them all!

Did you meet Cher? On the Sonny side of the street?

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Robert  Basler's avatar

O. Henry is a great choice. So is that Basler guy. And yes, I did meet Cher

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Patricia Coonan's avatar

O. Henry, H.G. Wells and Shakespeare in the bookcase where I grew up. So glad my parents were avid readers and passed their love of a good book to their kids.

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Maggie Fox's avatar

A no-brainer!

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trixiebettsDornoch's avatar

Well surprise surprise -- Kurt Vonnegut!

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