What's All That Clicking? Are the Cicadas Back?

I’m always looking for new ways to look at the exhaustive data I get sent for my 5 a.m. Stories, which by the way turn 13 months old tomorrow.

The photo above shows Lucas Oil Stadium, where the Indianapolis Colts play.

Football, I believe, but I should check on that.

At capacity, it holds just over 60,000 people.

According to the folks at Substack, which is my publishing platform, I have just passed 61,000 pageviews for my stories, which is something I never would have predicted a year ago.

If every story click I’ve gotten since I began publishing were turned into a small Ukrainian flag and placed in a seat at Lucas Oil, the stadium would now be a sea of blue and yellow!

Lovely! Every seat is filled, and there are still pageviews waiting in line!

As Chief Brody, from “Jaws,” might say, “You’re gonna need a bigger stadium.”