Today’s Throwback Thursday rerun is kind of a confession, an admission that I lied on a lot of official forms when I was working in Asia, and then unfortunately continued the habit when I got back to my home continent.
My eventual undoing came in a working trip to our 51st state, whose flag is shown above.
Whew, it felt good to get off my chest.
I’m not talking about enormous lies - I wouldn’t qualify for a job in the Trump Cabinet or anything like that. It was more like I only told people what they needed to know, and as it happened, I decided they didn’t need to know very much.
Having said that, I do hope you enjoy reading Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire, and that’s the truth.
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