The Twelve Days of Christmas...
Have a gander at those geese!
Hey, Bob! It’s me, one of your faithful readers! I just stopped by to bring your Christmas present.
Hey, buddy, I appreciate that! Come on in and get warm! You can leave it on that table with all the other gifts from my wonderful readers.
Say, Bob, it looks like you’ve got some goose poop here on your living room rug!
Yeah, some of my wife’s gifts to me this year didn’t quite pan out.
Yikes! What on earth did she give you?
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