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That's Easy for You to Say!

That's Easy for You to Say!

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Robert Basler
Jul 27, 2025
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Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Bugs asks, “Is this whiskey?
“Yes,” Elmer says, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!”

I recently had this medical procedure, which led to a very strange conversation and a long trip down a rabbit hole.

Bugs Bunny’s rabbit hole, to be specific.

I know, you’re wondering what kind of medical procedure it was. Did I get hair plugs? Botox? A badly-needed brain transplant?

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